Talk About The State Of The Union January 29, 2010
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in News Of The Weird.trackback
Here’s a couple of stories that should give you pause.
‘Testicle For Super Bowl Tickets’ Exchange Offered On Craigslist
Ok, I can understand the woman who went on Craigslist and offered sex for World Series tickets. After all, it’s a renewable resource. But last time I checked, testicles don’t grow back. Listen, fella…keep your sac full and watch the game on TV. The view is better, the food is better, and the bathrooms are cleaner.
Jerome Smallis Threatens Wife After She Cancels ESPN: Police
Another example of a guy who takes sports WAY too seriously.
Tiger Woods’ Sex Fantasies ‘Not Normal’: Loredana Jolie
And finally…it looks as if Tiger Woods isn’t just the best golfer in the world. According to this woman, who by all reports is a qualified professional herself, Woods would routinely be “driving the fairway” from nine at night til dawn the next morning. If he never goes back to winning majors, there may a career for him in adult films…and the guy is already the world’s leading expert at making the money shot.
BW
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