Oh Baby! Who’s Your Daddy? June 30, 2010
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in News Of The Weird.Tags: court, screaming, sex
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Sometimes I just sit down on a bench at the mall, watch the passersby, and wonder how we, as a species, continue to reproduce. Here’s a prime example: Noisy sex woman spared jail term – And Finally, Frontpage – Independent.ie If you read that headline and had visions of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt swinging from the trapezes in the French villa, think again:
I’m guessing that most of the screams were things like, “Can’t these damned lights go any lower??” I’m just sayin’…
BW
Oh common be nice. They look like ordinary enough nice people, just a little on the heavy side. We only notice the people at either end of the spectrum. There are a lot in the middle.
There’s no humor value in being nice. For what it’s worth, I’m just as willing to mock myself as anyone else. And I do agree that most folks fall within two standard deviations of the mean, but that encompasses a lot of poundage, wrinkles, and tattoos. As I like to say: You know what the favorite sex toy of the baby boom generation is?….The dimmer switch.
Amen.
All one has to do to know that men will have sex with anything is to spend five minutes with an OB nurse.
When I was in med school, a lot of my classmates were surprised I didn’t follow my extracurricular pursuits and become an ob-gyn. I carefully explained to them that:
1- I didn’t believe in mixing business with pleasure.
2- Not all patients resembled Raquel Welch.