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One More Reason I Left My Old Party (Or It Left Me) July 31, 2010

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Democratic leaders and major party donors plan to hold a lavish 80th birthday gala for Charles Rangel at The Plaza Hotel in Manhattan next month, despite 13 ethics charges pending against the veteran lawmaker.
Lobbyists and other party donors received invitations this week to join Sens. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) and Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) and New York Gov. David Paterson at one of New York’s finest hotels to celebrate Rangel’s birthday.

Military Intelligence July 31, 2010

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After reading this, I am far less impressed with American military security procedures.

What’s Next? Obama on Jersey Shore July 31, 2010

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The Situation meets with Osama while Snooki and the Pakistan Secret Service discuss Afghan security

The Post-Bush White House July 30, 2010

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Charles Krauthammer today:

On the revelation that the woman who stood next to Obama during his Rose Garden statement calling for extending unemployment benefits is unemployed after pleading guilty to felony prescription drug fraud, and had another charge of felony grand larceny in 2007:
When you have ten million unemployed and you can’t find three that are clean, you have a competence issue.
Can this gang shoot straight? That event happened, the press conference happened on the day of the Sherrod firing.
And this is a group that wants to run national health care, run cap-and-trade, and is dispensing $1 trillion of stimulus money as we speak.

I Hate It When This Happens – Japanese Health Care July 30, 2010

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Tokyo’s Oldest Man Actually Dead for 30 Years
(July 30) — When Sogen Kato’s 111th birthday rolled around last week, he was hailed as the oldest living man in Tokyo. But there was just one problem with the claim on that title: He’d been lying dead in his bed for some 30 years, which is where city authorities found his mummified skeletal remains Wednesday.
Social workers first became suspicious about the extremely elderly Kato — born in 1899 — in February, when they tried to visit the home he supposedly shared with his daughter, 81, son-in-law, 83, grandson, 49, and granddaughter, 53. The officials were refused entry by the grandson, who claimed Kato was living in an old people’s home in central Japan, according to The Mainichi Daily News.
That alibi changed when police and government workers returned to the house on Monday, with the aim of congratulating Kato on turning 111 four days earlier. This time, they were chased off by the granddaughter, who said, “My grandfather is well, but he’s refused to meet with anyone,” the newspaper reported.
But on Wednesday, one of the grandchildren turned up at a police station and confessed that the family knew Kato had died some time ago, as they’d spotted a skull when they tried to enter his room in March.
“Grandpa was a very scary man. So we couldn’t open the door,” the grandchild told police, according to Japan Today, adding that Kato had “shut himself up in the room without food or water” some 30 years ago with the aim of becoming a “living Buddha.” Officers who searched the house later that day found Kato’s mummified remains, clad in long underwear and covered by a blanket, lying faceup in bed.
An autopsy failed to pinpoint the cause of death, but police said a newspaper and local government report dated November 1978 were found next to the corpse, suggesting Kato died around this time.
While the grandfather may have willingly locked himself away, it appears as though his family had good reason to keep mum about his gradual mummification. Japan Today reported that police are investigating whether the family fraudulently claimed a $110,000 survivor pension Kato would have been entitled to (if he’d been alive) when his 101-year-old wife died in 2004, noting that over $31,000 had been withdrawn from the grandfather’s bank account earlier this month.

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Fair And Balanced July 30, 2010

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FOXNews.com – Obama Missing Historic Boy Scout Jamboree for Fundraisers, ‘View

FOX’s  take on Obama’s “The View” appearance was one you won’t find on any other site.  FOX had to dig pretty deep for this one:  Not only was it unseemly for a sitting president to appear on a lady’s morning gabfest, but he scorned an American institution!

In other FOX news, it was reported that Obama played golf on Mother’s Day and turned down a slice of apple pie.

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Hollywood Hijinx:Hookers, Porn, Drugs, And One Lesbian Comes Out While Another Goes Out July 30, 2010

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Fine, I’m shameless.  If that headline doesn’t get a couple of blog hits, I need to go into a new line of work.  Ok, so let’s take this stuff in order:

George Clooney’s Girlfriend Linked to Sex and Drugs Scandal – The Daily Beast

Ok, so Elisabetta Canalis was a “hostess” at a ritzy club where cocaine was on the menu, as were some of the empoyees.  I’m sure she had nothing to do with it.  Aside from that, I’m sure George Clooney was dating her for her profound skills at gin rummy and cookie baking.  No wedding bells?  No surprise.  Next.

Amy Fisher Porn Movie Deal: ‘Long Island Lolita’ To Star In Four Adult Films

My mom always told me: “Make use of the skills god gave you.”

Angelina Jolie In Graphic PHOTOS In Star Magazine: Nipple Tape, Dog Leash, Her

Pictures of Jolie smoking heroin?  In bondage garb?  Who’d have figured?

Sara Gilbert on her now-official status as a lesbian: ‘This is a whole new wor

You go, girl.

Ellen DeGeneres OFF ‘American Idol’: No Longer A Judge

Ellen added about as much to this show as ketchup on ice cream.  The only point of interest was seeing how she tried to camouflage her neck wattles each week.  Jennifer Lopez might be more entertaining, although it would help if she could find a reason to stand up and turn around each episode.  Without the pervasive evil of Simon Cowell, nothing is going to save this show from a one-season Do-Not-Rescusitate order.

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News From Across The Pond: Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree July 30, 2010

Posted by Benjamin Wendell in News Of The Weird.
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Europeans are different than Americans.  Just a brief perusal of any of the European newspapers proves that beyond a doubt.  For instance:

BBC News – Penis photo posters seized by police in Lewes

And no, you bunch of pervs, I couldn’t find any images of the posters themselves.  Bonus points to any reader who can provide me with a link.  And then there’s this:

Squirrel meat flies off supermarket’s shelves | Environment | guardian.co.uk

Nutty flavor?  Come on…I thought it was supposed to taste “just like chicken”.

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Slippery Suppositions July 30, 2010

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The good news is that the hundred mile long oil slicks in the Gulf of Mexico have almost disappeared.  Coast Guard spotter planes are coming back reporting nothing but blue water.  That’s encouraging for the various flora and fauna along the Gulf Coast, and even better news for the resort beachs of Florida and Mississippi, even if they’re pretty much screwed for the 2010 season.  Truth be told, a little credit ought to be handed out to BP and the Coast Guard for the massive clean-up operations that seemed to have skimmed or burned or blocked huge volumes of petroleum on the surface of the ocean.  Maybe, just maybe, they’ve learned something and will be better prepared next time this happens…and it WILL inevitably happen again.

But there’s bad news too.  Our eyes didn’t deceive us.  The staggering volume of oil that we all saw spewing out of Deepwater Horizon’s ruptured pipe didn’t just magically disappear.  Some of it was digested by bacteria that feast on oil, but much of the oil was spread out through the ocean by the use of proprietary dispersants, the components of which BP still won’t disclose.  That stuff is showing up in the Gulf’s food chain, which means that for the next generation or so, it’s going to also be the sauce on your BK Bigfish.  Just one more damned thing to kill us.

Ok, crisis over.  Gotta go fill the Hummer.

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Shocking! July 30, 2010

Posted by Benjamin Wendell in Politics.
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Let’s see…the right’s indictment of the administration today: The president ducked questions on racism and the ladies of The View were too easy on him.  Joe Biden’s got no respect.

I presume that articles of impeachment are being prepared.

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