To Serve And Protect August 31, 2011
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in News Of The Weird.trackback
Judging by the number of cops in the last few months who’ve been caught on camera while beating the living shit out of one suspect or another, it’s a safe bet that none of them have come to the startling conclusion that their dashboard video cameras do not selectively erase shots containing policemen. Nor have they figured out that the same surveillance cameras in every ATM, at every intersection, and surrounding every downtown building that they use to identify suspects can also be employed to identify police. I’m also guessing that the entrance exams at the police academy are heavily weighted toward physical requirements over intellectual capabilities. Which brings us to today’s story out of New Mexico, where a female motorist demonstrates one way to get out of a speeding ticket:
“Excuse me, officer. Could you tell me again how fast I was going?”
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